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One Day at Horrorland Goosebumps 16 by R. Search Results Results 1 of One Day at Horrorland Goosebumps 16 R. Spine creases, wear to binding and pages from reading. May contain limited notes, underlining or highlighting that does affect the text.
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Thanks for looking!. Bookseller: Wally's books , Ontario, Canada Seller rating:. One Day at Horrorland Goosebumps No. New York: Scholastic, Trade Paperback. Twelfth printing. The front cover is creased, and there is rubbing to the cover edges. The binding is tight and the text is clean.
Very Good. Apple, Trade Paperback Paperback. Spine creases. Used - Good. Owner's name inside. Later Printing. Used Book: Trade Paperback Binding beginning to crack, light scuffing and wear to covers. Scholastic, No lines. And the admission is free.
It seems like a pretty cool place. But that was before the heart-stopping ride on the deadly Doom Slide. And that terrifying experience in the House of Mirrors. Is that when Clinton and Stacey made you check out how your outfits flatten your butt? Because yeah, I know I would be freaked out by that.
Summary: We start off with Lizzy Morris stuck in purgatory: she and her little brother, best friend, and perpetually fighting parents are trying to find Zoo Gardens, but are hopelessly lost. Speaking of which… The Morris family is driving along, minding their own business, and suddenly they see a scaaaaary green monster! I know I was.
This happens like, five times.
Anyway, the Morris clan decides to go to HorrorLand, instead, seeing as how Zoo Gardens has pretty much disappeared and their only option is to keep driving into the uninhabitted desert until their gas tank runs dry. Yeah, I know, right? At that point, there really is no other option than to go into the park. He loves being scared, and so is really interested in all the crazy rides like the Doom Slide, Coffin Cruise, and Alligator Lake. Luke, meanwhile, is a total wussy who whines about almost everything. Our girl, Lizzy, takes the middle ground, though she soon begins to feel very cautious about the dangers of HorrorLand.
You know, because all the scary rides they go on are so terrible and dangerous that they somehow always end up safely on the other side of the track. You go on a roller coaster, you scream your guts out, and then you roll back on to solid ground. So yeah, we get like, 12 chapters of ride descriptions. This book must really have been absolutely pornographic for kids who were never able to go to theme parks. Lizzy is standing around, minding her own business, when suddenly oh noes!
So now the Morris clan is up Alligator Lake without a paddle—no car, no phone, no hope of a real plot. These are dire circumstances. And suddenly all the Horrors have crawled out of nowhere and surrounded the Morris clan. Turns out, it was the Horrors that blew up the Morris car so they would go into HorrorLand in the first place. Dammit, Stine, why you gotta bring me down? Cheese and rice, man. Now the Morrises have to fight for their lives against various real monsters in order to entertain the masses of Horrors that have gathered in the audience. Mostly, this involves a lot of running, but luckily everyone makes it out alive.
In any case, the Horrors have had their fun with the Morris clan and are now ready to dispose of them as they see fit: by pushing them into a big pool of purple slime. Somehow, everybody breaks through and finds a way out of the theme park, with the Horrors in hot pursuit. The family clambers into one of the big empty HorrorLand busses parked near the shrapnel of their dead car, and miraculously finds keys in the ignition! The Morrises are just pulling the big bus into their driveway like a grisly Partridge Family with no talent whatsoever and a woeful lack of sweet David Cassidy man-meat when suddenly they hear a scary rumbling coming from somewhere on the outside of the bus.
Holy crap! What do you want, you green bastard? Oh, nothing much, really. No word on whether or not they offered the Horror a ride back. As we entered the gates to HorrorLand, we had no idea that, in less than an hour, we would all be lying in our coffins.
This is the line that kept me reading, waiting for something cool to happen.