An Idiot Girls Christmas: True Tales from the Top of the Naughty List
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Antiques Slay Ride by Barbara Allan The Christmas rush is on as Brandy Borne and her quaintly quirky mother, Vivian, sniff out plum collectibles for resale, only to find the owner of a Santa's workshop worth of treasures has received some deadly tidings.
It's beginning to look a lot like murder. Christmas Files : Operation Snowstorm by Alan Wilkinson The Christmas Files: Operation Snowstorm is a hugely entertaining comedy thriller that shows us Santa and his toymaking operation as we've never seen them before. The story centres around ruthless billionaire Luther Averus's plot to get rid of Santa and claim Christmas for himself. Decked with Holly by Marni Bates When Holly Dayton gets seasick on vacation, she stumbles into drummer Dominic Wyatt's open suite and finds herself caught up in rumors and a fake romance.
The Dog who Came for Christmas by Sue Pethick When her son finds a scrappy little dog named Max, Renee and her family bond with the little pup, but when his owner shows up to claim him, Renee meets the first man to intrigue her since her divorce. Festivus : The Holiday for the Rest of Us by Allen Salkin An illustrated guide to celebrating the national anti-holiday that originated on the classic Seinfeld episode presents tongue-in-cheek advice about such traditions as an "airing of grievances" and "feats of strength" competitions, providing complementary recipes, songs, and instructions for making a tinsel-free Festivus pole.
Holidays on Ice With Six New Stories by David Sedaris A best-selling classic features essays on the joys and embarrassments of favorite holidays, in a volume that includes tales of tardy trick-or-treaters, the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to another culture and a barnyard Secret Santa scheme gone awry.
An Idiot Girl's Christmas : True Tales from the Top of the Naughty List by Laurie Notaro In a hilarious compendium of essays and accounts of her autobiographical misadventures and life experiences, the author of The Idiot Girls' Action Adventure Guide describes a series of Yuletide disasters and mishaps, from a Christmas tree tug-of-war with her mother to a catastrophic introduction to her future in-laws. It's All Relative : Two Families, Three Dogs, 34 Holidays, and 50 Boxes of Wine : A Memoir by Wade Rouse A whimsical tribute to family dysfunctions by the author of Confessions of a Prep School Mommy Handler profiles his eccentric family members and their unconventional traditions based on wayward expressions of love, humiliation and forgiveness.
Last Night at the Lobster by Stewart O'Nan Managing a failed seafood restaurant in a run-down New England mall just before Christmas, Manny DeLeon coordinates a challenging final shift of mutinous staff members, an effort that is complicated by his love for a waitress, a pregnant girlfriend, and an elusive holiday gift. Book Description Condition: New.
An Idiot Girl's Christmas True Tales From the Top of the Naughty List
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Review : Like her other titles, Laurie Notaro's An Idiot Girl's Christmas is a bon bon of a book--one that is so honestly observed that, if you are at work, you will find yourself sneaking in time to read it at your desk in the middle of the day, snorting with laughter. Or who can let loose the funny fury of wrong-headed Christmas gifts, such as her mother's peculiar affinity for food-scented candles: Always on my list is a scrumptious delicacy from my mother's favorite Wax Candle Baked Goods store.
I don't know where my mother found a wax store that specializes in baked-goods and pastry candles, but she did. Good job Mom! It's the perfect diet food, because biting into one is like biting into Jennifer Lopez's double-decker ass at Madam Tussaud's, kind of like sinking your teeth into a thick, dense bar of Irish Spring--without the flavor.
The palpable and universal mother-daughter tension in their relationship is best mined in the chapter, "Oh Holy Night," or "The Year I Ruined Christmas," in which the n'er do well's daughter purse is lost, found, and returned home with a tire track across it and without Notaro herself: "I was dead?
I can't believe it. This is fantastic.
Would you say this book is worth getting, for a good Christmas read? It feels thrown together, especially being so short at pages and there's a story in it that has nothing to do with Christmas at all. Young women--Humor. Dec 22, Amy rated it liked it. But I try to keep that from being my primary mode of communication, is all. Notaro's Idiot Girl's Christmas is a holiday worth celebrating.
Did you cry? Buy New Learn more about this copy. Patent No. Southern etiquette is a minefield for the recently arrived, especially those with unfortunate Yankee taints. Who knew that a simple gift of candy could be fraught with deep significance?
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But with pluck she seems to pick herself up and make a good holiday of it after all. Nana is the octogenarian grandmother. Not that Nana is deliberately trying to make life difficult.
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McCord and Judy H. There is no editor credited for bringing together the 18 authors whose somewhat jaundiced views of the holiday season appeal to the Scrooge in all of us. Fun family activities!
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